We’re used to humanoid robotics being a theatre sport: short clips, perfect lighting, and the kind of choreography that only works when you can reset the world between takes.
This week’s shift in tone was different. Figure streamed its F...
2026-05-26
Faraday Future is doing the thing: ‘Physical AI’, ‘Device–Data–Brain’, Data Factory, open platform, flywheel. It has $25M in new financing, says Phase 1 goals are funded through the end of 2026, and claims early shipments and ecosystem r...
2026-05-19
Humanoid wants to deploy up to 2,000 humanoid robots inside Schaeffler’s global manufacturing sites by 2032. The rollout starts with box handling in Herzogenaurach and a near-full-scale test in Schweinfurt, beginning late 2026.
So yes: m...
2026-05-19
Vision got all the hype. Language got all the funding. Touch got… a polite mention in the appendix. Now touch is being packaged into modules, stitched into policies, and dragged into the spotlight because it turns out “grab the thing” is...
2026-05-12
Two humanoids made a bed in under two minutes. Which is genuinely impressive. It’s also the exact kind of demo that causes the internet to declare “home robots are here” and then act shocked when the first customer asks, “Cool—can it han...
2026-05-12
Humanoids aren’t scaling like smartphones. They’re scaling like… cattle. You don’t just ship the hardware; you build an entire facility whose main output is failure logs, teleop traces, and enough data to make a robot look competent for ...
2026-05-12
Figure says it built 350+ humanoids and hit a one-robot-per-hour cadence at BotQ; Tesla says it’ll convert Fremont and start Optimus production late July/August (slowly); Agility points to 100,000 totes moved at GXO. Three companies, thr...
2026-05-05
Unitree’s official specs list its R1 humanoid ‘from $4,900’. Meanwhile, reporting on a separate dual-arm R1 platform claims prices from $4,290. The myth: cheap hardware means cheap labor. The reality: you just bought yourself an integrat...
2026-05-05
A Reuters report says China’s Linkerbot will seek a $6B valuation after a round valuing it at $3B, and claims over 80% share in high-DoF robot hands. The subtext: in 2026, the ‘humanoid revolution’ might get installed on an industrial ar...
2026-05-05
1X says it will start shipping its $20,000 Neo humanoid into US homes this year. The robot is the headline. The real story is the business model: teleoperation, data diversity, and whether consumers will tolerate becoming the QA departme...
2026-04-29
Tokyo’s Haneda airport is getting humanoid baggage-handling robots. Not because it’s flashy — because airports are where ‘deployment’ finally means paperwork, safety, weather, and failure modes that don’t fit in a promo reel.
Airports ar...
2026-04-28
A humanoid robot hugging a student at a campus performance sparked the usual “it’s sentient” discourse. Global Times says it was a malfunction, possibly signal interference. The interesting part isn’t the meme. It’s why the robot could m...
2026-04-27