This week’s robotics news is doing the least sexy thing imaginable: turning into an org chart.
Honeywell is selling its warehouse automation business to private equity. Pudu is raising $150M and “pivoting” toward industrial work. Boston ...
2026-04-24
The American Security Robotics Act wants to boot Chinese-made ground robots out of the federal government — humanoids, robot dogs, autonomous patrol bots, the whole ‘please don’t spy on us with legs’ category.
The funny part is that this...
2026-04-24
Everyone wants ‘embodied AI’ until the safety assessor shows up with a clipboard and the charming question: ‘So which part is deterministic?’ A new arXiv paper tries to bridge the gap by turning regulations into executable checks, and th...
2026-04-23
Tesla wants to build humanoids like it builds cars, which is either the beginning of a new industrial era or the most expensive cosplay in corporate history. The interesting part is not the robot. It is the supply chain, factory space, a...
2026-04-23
Robotics has discovered a new life hack: attach the word “AI” to the robot, and it will surely deploy itself, maintain itself, and quietly generate an ROI slide deck for your CFO. In the real world, deployment is still mostly systems eng...
2026-04-22
A German court says Elite Robots can’t sell certain products in Germany (for now), Teradyne says it has “irrefutable evidence,” and every robotics buyer just got a reminder: in 2026, the robot isn’t the only thing you’re deploying. You’r...
2026-04-22
Robotics has discovered an infinite energy source: claiming your robot is “simulation-first” while quietly hiring a small army of humans to generate the data that makes the simulation useful.
In the same week Siemens bragged that simulat...
2026-04-21
Humanoids keep announcing “deployment.” Safety standards keep announcing “documentation.” Only one of these announcements is enforceable.
The U.S. just got its first major update to the flagship industrial robot safety standard in more t...
2026-04-21
China is shipping humanoids into factories and public spaces. The U.S. is shipping PowerPoint into a $39B valuation. Both are forms of motion. Only one of them can carry a tote.
CNBC’s China Connection dropped a tidy little paradox: Chin...
2026-04-21
Dexterous manipulation isn’t blocked by ambition. It’s blocked by data, specifically the kind that comes from real contact, real friction, and real ‘oops’ moments.
A new open-source teleoperation gadget called DEX-Mouse is a reminder tha...
2026-04-20
Siemens, NVIDIA, and a UK startup called Humanoid put a wheeled humanoid on a live electronics factory floor, and then did the weirdest thing possible in robot PR: they published numbers.
Throughput: 60 tote moves per hour. Uptime: 8+ ho...
2026-04-20
Siemens, NVIDIA, and a UK startup called Humanoid put a wheeled humanoid on a live electronics factory floor, and then did the weirdest thing possible in robot PR: they published numbers.
Throughput: 60 tote moves per hour. Uptime: 8+ ho...
2026-04-20